Blunt, hilarious, and absolutely done with pretending — this “I Farted, That’s As Close To Giving A Sh*t As You’re Gonna Get” sweatshirt is for those who ran out of patience and politeness at the same time. If your tolerance is low, your humor is savage, and your honesty is… well… explosive, this is the perfect way to warn the world.
Made for the proudly unbothered, flat-out fed-up, and anyone who believes sarcasm is a love language. Whether you’re shutting down expectations, keeping things real, or just enjoying the simple joy of not caring, this sweatshirt delivers the message loud and gassy.
Cozy, soft fabric for maximum comfort and minimum effort
Relaxed unisex fit for the zero-fks-given lifestyle
A statement piece for sarcastic souls, savage personalities, and unapologetic mood-protectors
Hilariously perfect gift for that friend who’s petty, honest, and biologically expressive
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
