Sharp, bold, and unapologetically honest—this shirt is perfect for anyone who doesn’t sugarcoat the truth. With the hilarious phrase “I Don’t Have a Short Temper, I Have a Quick Reaction To Stupid People,” it delivers the ultimate mix of sass and humor in one statement tee.
Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this shirt is as comfortable as it is witty. Whether you’re at work, hanging out with friends, or just dealing with life’s daily nonsense, it’s sure to get laughs and knowing nods from anyone who gets it.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit—great for both men and women
Bold, sarcastic design that makes a statement
A funny gift idea for coworkers, friends, or anyone with a quick wit
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
