Show off your dark sense of humor with this “I Don’t Watch Crime Shows for Entertainment, I Watch for New Ideas” sweatshirt. Perfect for true crime fans who can’t resist a clever, slightly twisted joke, this cozy sweatshirt blends comfort with killer wit.
Crafted from a soft, premium cotton-blend fabric, it’s ideal for curling up on the couch with your favorite crime series or casually warning everyone not to mess with you.
• Cozy cotton-poly blend for lasting comfort and warmth
• Unisex fit — relaxed, stylish, and perfect for everyday wear
• Funny, sarcastic design for true crime lovers and dark humor fans
• Great gift for mystery enthusiasts or anyone who “takes notes” during crime documentaries
• Ideal for lounging, casual days, or binge-watching your favorite detective shows
Because some people watch for fun — and others for research. 🔎😏
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
