Bring the laughs this holiday season with the “I Don’t Need Santa, I Already Sit on a Bearded Man’s Lap and Tell Him What I Want” hoodie. Perfectly cheeky and irresistibly funny, this hoodie adds a playful twist to classic Christmas humor.
Made from a soft, cozy cotton blend, it’s designed to keep you warm while spreading holiday giggles. Whether you’re attending a festive party, relaxing by the fire, or just showing off your sense of humor, this hoodie is sure to turn heads and start conversations.
• Premium cotton-blend fleece for warmth and comfort
• Unisex fit, ideal for men and women
• Bold, funny holiday design that stands out
• Perfect gift for your partner or anyone with a naughty sense of humor
• Great for Christmas parties, date nights, or casual winter days
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |