This “I Don’t Multitask — I Simultaneously Thrive and Swear Creatively” sweatshirt is for the overworked legends who juggle chaos with style, sarcasm, and the occasional profanity. It’s the perfect mix of confidence and comedy — because who says success can’t come with a side of swear words?
Whether you’re crushing deadlines, managing madness, or just surviving life one creative curse at a time, this sweatshirt celebrates your ability to keep it all together (barely, but impressively).
• Soft, cozy fleece for peak comfort during multitasking meltdowns
• Relaxed unisex fit for busy bees, burnout survivors, and professional overthinkers
• Ideal for work, home, or anywhere you’re doing too much with too little patience
• A hilarious, relatable gift for anyone whose productivity comes with a colorful vocabulary
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
