Show off your sense of humor with the “I Don’t Mean to Brag but I Finished My 14 Day Diet in 3 Hours and 20 Minutes” t-shirt. Perfect for foodies, snack lovers, or anyone who’s ever laughed at the idea of sticking to a strict diet, this tee delivers a playful punch of sarcasm and honesty.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s great for everyday wear—whether you’re grabbing pizza, hitting brunch, or just admitting diets aren’t really your thing. A hilarious addition to any casual wardrobe and a guaranteed conversation starter.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Relaxed unisex fit for easy styling
Fun, relatable design for food lovers and rule breakers
Great gift for friends with a good sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
