Why filter your thoughts when you can entertain everyone—including yourself? The “I Don’t Like To Think Before I Speak, I Like To Be Just As Surprised As Everyone Else By What Comes Outta My Mouth” t-shirt is a hilarious ode to unfiltered honesty.
Funny, bold, and totally relatable, this tee is perfect for quick-witted personalities who keep conversations interesting (sometimes by accident). Wear it casually, at social gatherings, or anywhere you want to get a laugh—it’s guaranteed to spark smiles.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit—great for men and women
Perfect for casual wear, parties, or laid-back weekends
A hilarious gift for sarcastic, outspoken friends
Bold, witty, and unapologetically unfiltered
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
