Grumpy? No — just selectively social and aggressively not a morning fan. This “I Don’t Like Morning People or Mornings or People” hoodie perfectly sums up the holy trinity of things you have zero patience for before caffeine (and sometimes after).
Made for those who wake up in silent protest, side-eye anyone who’s cheerful before 10 a.m., and believe mornings were a design flaw. Whether you’re dodging small talk, shielding your peace, or just trying to exist without being spoken to, this hoodie says it all — loud enough so you don’t have to.
• Soft, cozy fabric for maximum comfort during minimum tolerance hours
• Relaxed unisex fit for anti-morning, anti-drama, and semi-anti-social legends
• Perfect for introverts, night owls, and caffeine-dependent humans
• A hilarious gift for anyone who doesn’t “rise and shine,” they “wake and sigh”
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
