Own your dark, sarcastic humor with the “I Don’t Like Making Plans for the Day Because Then the Word Premeditated Gets Thrown Around in the Courtroom” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone whose personality leans toward mischievous jokes and zero-filter comedy, this tee delivers the kind of humor that turns heads and sparks instant laughter.
It’s witty, unexpected, and ideal for people who love joking about their chaotic energy — all in good fun, of course.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed unisex fit that works with any casual outfit
• A bold, clever quote that showcases your humor instantly
• Great for parties, hangouts, or days when you’re feeling extra sarcastic
• Sure to get laughs, smirks, and “I need that shirt too” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
