Keep it cozy and just a little bit petty with this “I Don’t Hold Grudges, I Just Remember Things for a Very Long Time” hoodie. Perfect for anyone with a sharp memory and a sharper sense of humor, this hoodie says what everyone’s thinking — forgiveness is overrated, but remembering? That’s a talent.
Made from a soft, warm cotton blend, it’s perfect for casual days, chilly nights, or anytime you want to look comfy while quietly keeping score.
• Premium cotton-poly blend for warmth and comfort
• Unisex fit — relaxed, flattering, and easy to style
• Funny, relatable design for those who never forget (or forgive too easily)
• Great gift for sarcastic friends, coworkers, or anyone with a long memory
• Ideal for casual wear, lounging, or throwing shade in comfort
Because it’s not holding a grudge — it’s just having an excellent memory. 😏
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
