Low battery, zero filters, and absolutely no emotional bandwidth — this “I Don’t Have the Energy to Pretend to Like You Today” hoodie is your cozy warning label for the world. When your social tolerance is running on fumes and fake enthusiasm is cancelled until further notice, this hoodie steps in as your personal shield from unwanted interactions.
Made for days when “being polite” feels like a full-time job and your resting face says more than you ever will. Whether you’re avoiding small talk, dodging drama, or simply preserving your peace, this hoodie speaks fluent honesty so you don’t have to waste a single breath.
Ultra-soft, comfort-first fabric for stress-free lounging
Relaxed unisex fit for introverts, realists, and selectively-social humans
The perfect statement piece for mood-protectors, peace-keepers, and people who can’t people today
A hilarious and relatable gift for anyone who values honesty — and solitude
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
