This “I Don’t Have Resting Bitch Face — It’s Active All Damn Day” sweatshirt is for those who mastered the art of looking done with everything — effortlessly. Perfect for anyone whose face speaks fluent sarcasm and can turn silence into a statement.
Whether you’re side-eyeing stupidity, surviving small talk, or just existing before caffeine, this sweatshirt keeps you comfy while your expression handles the communication.
• Soft, cozy fleece for all-day comfort with zero fake smiles required
• Relaxed unisex fit for mood queens, truth-tellers, and chronic eye-rollers
• Ideal for lazy days, coffee runs, or silently judging in style
• A hilarious gift for anyone whose face says what their mouth politely won’t
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
