Give everyone a clear warning with the “I Don’t Have a Short Temper — I Have a Quick Reaction to Bullshit” T-shirt — the perfect tee for anyone who’s not angry, just highly allergic to nonsense. This shirt captures the hilarious truth of reacting fast not because you’re moody… but because you have zero patience for stupidity.
It’s sharp, funny, and unapologetically honest — ideal for anyone whose peace is strong but whose tolerance has an expiration date.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit for effortless everyday wear
• A bold, relatable quote for no-nonsense personalities
• Perfect for work, social settings, or anywhere bullshit tends to appear
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, nods, and “I felt that” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
