Bring the fun and embrace the wild side with this “I Don’t Get Drunk — I Just Get Less Classy and More Fun” t-shirt! Made for social butterflies, weekend warriors, and anyone who believes the best memories start after the third drink, this tee celebrates smiling big, dancing badly, and laughing way too loud — all in the name of good times.
Comfortable, cheeky, and full of personality, it’s perfect for nights out, brunch mimosas, laid-back hangouts, or any moment you’re ready to trade elegance for excitement and a story worth telling later.
Premium cotton blend for soft, everyday comfort
Unisex fit for fun-loving, zero-judgment humans
A playful, relatable tee for people who party with spirit (and a little chaos)
Makes a hilarious gift for friends who get wilder, not wiser, with every sip
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |