Let everyone know aging isn’t the problem — it’s the malfunctioning parts — with the “I Don’t Feel Like I’m Getting Older, It’s More Like My Warranty Has Expired and My Parts Are Wearing Out” T-shirt. This tee delivers the perfect mix of humor, honesty, and playful self-awareness, ideal for anyone who laughs their way through creaky joints, random aches, and all the joys of an expired human warranty.
It’s funny, relatable, and guaranteed to resonate with anyone who knows their body has started sending error messages.
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit that pairs easily with any casual outfit
• A witty, lighthearted quote that turns aging into comedy
• Perfect for birthdays, casual days out, or anytime you need a good laugh
• Sure to spark smiles, chuckles, and “story of my life” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
