Dating? Not exactly. The “I Don’t Date, I Just Foster Men Until They Find Their Forever Home” t-shirt is a hilarious twist on modern relationships and the revolving door of “almosts.”
Funny, sassy, and just a little savage, this tee is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor about dating life. Wear it on a night out, at casual hangouts, or anytime you want to make people laugh—it’s a guaranteed conversation starter.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit—great for women and men with a playful edge
Perfect for casual wear, parties, or social gatherings
A hilarious gift for single friends or anyone navigating the dating scene
Bold, witty, and unapologetically funny
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
