Who needs dating apps when you’re basically running a rescue program? This “I Don’t Date, I Just Foster Men Until They Find Their Forever Home” t-shirt is the perfect mix of witty and relatable for anyone who’s been through more than a few “temporary placements.”
Playful, sarcastic, and a little too real, this tee is great for girls’ nights, casual outings, or just owning your sense of humor about modern dating. Guaranteed to get laughs and maybe even a few nods of agreement.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit—great for women and men who love a laugh
Perfect for casual wear, brunch, or venting about the dating scene
A hilarious gift for single friends, coworkers, or anyone with a savage sense of humor
Bold, witty, and guaranteed to turn heads
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
