Keep it real with the “I Don’t Care How Hard Life Gets, I’m Not Venting to Social Media — I’d Rather Go Outside and Talk to a Squirrel” t-shirt — the perfect blend of humor and honesty for anyone tired of oversharing online. With its witty and quirky design, this tee is guaranteed to get laughs from friends, family, and maybe even a few squirrels.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfortable for everyday wear — whether you’re out in nature, hanging with friends, or just showing the world you’d rather keep things old-school. Great as a gift for anyone who loves humor, animals, and a little peace of mind.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, perfect for casual everyday wear
Funny and relatable conversation starter
Great gift for friends, siblings, or anyone who prefers squirrels over social feeds
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
