Witty, sly, and unapologetically clever. The “I Don’t Burn Bridges—I Just Loosen the Bolts a Little Bit Each Day” t-shirt is perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor and a subtle knack for payback. It’s a playful take on keeping your distance while staying classy…sort of.
Made for those who love sarcasm, dry humor, and making a statement without saying too much, this tee pairs everyday comfort with bold personality—because sometimes slow and steady is the ultimate plot twist.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, confident vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, sarcastic humor lovers, or gifting to someone with a mischievous streak
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
