Deliver your message with quiet precision in the “I Don’t Burn Bridges — I Just Loosen the Bolts a Little Bit Each Day” sweatshirt. Perfect for anyone who believes in subtle consequences and calculated distance, this design speaks to patience, strategy, and knowing exactly when to step back.
Clever, calm, and a little intimidating in the best way, it’s made for people who don’t explode—they adjust.
• Warm, cozy sweatshirt ideal for cooler weather
• Relaxed unisex fit for comfortable, everyday wear
• Smart, sarcastic message with understated edge
• Great for casual outings, lounging, or gifting to someone who plays the long game
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
