Keep it real with the “I Don’t Avoid Drama — It Just Finds Me ★ Like I’m Its Favorite Subscription Service” T-shirt. Designed for anyone who somehow ends up in the middle of chaos without even trying, this tee sums up the experience of being drama’s go-to destination.
Made from soft, breathable fabric, it’s perfect for everyday wear — whether you’re minding your business, avoiding nonsense, or unintentionally starring in someone else’s episode.
• Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
• Unisex fit for an easy, relaxed look
• Bold, funny design for natural drama magnets
• Great gift for friends who attract chaos effortlessly
• Guaranteed to get laughs and “That’s SO you” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
