Funny, dark-humored, and a little bit unhinged. The “I Do Not Watch Crime Shows for Entertainment, I Watch for New Ideas” T-shirt is perfect for true-crime lovers with a sharp sense of humor. It’s a playful way to admit your obsession while keeping everyone just a little bit on edge.
Made for binge-watchers, podcast addicts, and anyone who knows every episode plot twist, this tee pairs everyday comfort with a statement that’s equal parts hilarious and slightly suspicious.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a laid-back, casual feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, lounging, or gifting your favorite true-crime fan
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
