This “I Didn’t Wake Up Cranky — People Just Started Talking Too Early” sweatshirt is for anyone who wakes up fine… until other humans get involved. Perfectly snarky and painfully relatable, it’s your cozy armor for mornings when silence is golden and conversation is a crime.
Whether you’re dodging small talk, protecting your peace, or just trying to enjoy caffeine before chaos, this sweatshirt says exactly what your face already does.
• Soft, plush fleece for maximum comfort during early-morning survival
• Relaxed unisex fit for grumpy legends, introverts, and caffeine enthusiasts
• Ideal for work-from-home days, errands, or avoiding chatty people before noon
• A funny, real-life gift for anyone who needs “quiet time” to remain functional
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
