Adulthood hits hard—and this hoodie tells the truth we’re all living. This “I Didn’t Choose Exhaustion, It Stalked Me the Moment I Became an Adult” hoodie perfectly sums up life after childhood: bills, responsibilities, and a permanent state of why am I tired again?
Whether you’re running on caffeine, chaos, or pure survival mode, this cozy hoodie is your new uniform. It’s funny, honest, and painfully accurate for anyone who didn’t realize adulthood came with lifetime fatigue as a free bonus.
• Warm, soft fabric—ideal for naps you didn’t plan and energy you don’t have
• Unisex fit—perfect for every exhausted human trying their best
• Great for errands, workdays, lazy days, or days you’re questioning all your life choices
• A hilarious gift for overworked friends, parents, students, coworkers, or anyone who became tired and never stopped
• Relatable, witty, and guaranteed to get the “same… so same” reactions
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
