Keep it real with this “I’d Stop Overthinking, But Then Who Would Write the Full Script for Every Imaginary Disaster?” sweatshirt — made for the minds that don’t just think… they produce, direct, and narrate every possible scenario.
Comfortably dramatic and hilariously self-aware, this piece celebrates the overthinkers who plan for everything, even events that will never happen. Wear it as a reminder that your brain isn’t anxious — it’s just incredibly creative with a flair for storytelling.
• Soft, cozy fleece for calming your inner scriptwriter
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for everyday wear and mental plot twists
• Ideal for overthinkers, deep thinkers, and people whose brains never clock out
• A funny, comforting gift for anyone who prepares for disaster… with style
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
