If Mondays feel less like a weekday and more like a personal enemy, this hoodie speaks your truth louder than your early-morning alarm. The “I’d Stop Hating Mondays, But They Keep Attacking Me Personally Every Week” design perfectly captures that weekly struggle we all know too well.
Cozy, relatable, and delightfully dramatic, this hoodie is for anyone who’s ever woken up on a Monday and immediately felt targeted by the universe.
• Soft, warm fabric to comfort you through the emotional trauma of every Monday
• Relaxed unisex fit—because you deserve comfort when the week starts swinging
• Perfect for workdays, lazy mornings, or mentally preparing for yet another Monday ambush
• A hilarious gift for coworkers, students, or anyone in a long-term feud with Mondays
• Guaranteed to spark knowing laughs, sighs, and “same” from fellow Monday survivors
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |