I’d Stop Hating Mondays, But They Keep Attacking Me Personally Every Week Hoodie

If Mondays had a personality, it would be “aggressively disrespectful.” This “I’d Stop Hating Mondays, But They Keep Attacking Me Personally Every Week” hoodie perfectly captures the weekly struggle of surviving the most uninvited day of them all.

Soft, cozy, and hilariously accurate, this hoodie is for anyone who feels ambushed the moment Monday shows up—too early, too loud, and way too confident. Wear it while dragging yourself into reality, clutching your coffee, or counting down the minutes until the weekend returns.

• Warm, comfy fabric—ideal for battling weekly emotional damage
• Unisex fit—perfect for Monday haters, slow starters, and workplace warriors
• Great for commutes, office days, school mornings, or complaining stylishly
• A funny gift for coworkers, students, friends, or anyone living in a perpetual “not ready” state
• Relatable, bold, and sure to spark shared suffering and laughs