Worn-out, self-aware, and running on pure resilience — this “I’d Say I’m Fine, But That Phrase Is Now Legally Trademarked by Emotionally Exhausted Adults Everywhere” sweatshirt is made for anyone who’s tired of pretending everything’s okay. You’re not dramatic — you’re just done using the world’s most overworked coping phrase.
Honest, relatable, and quietly humorous, this piece is perfect for adults who juggle stress with sarcasm and manage life’s chaos with a half-smile. If “I’m fine” has become more of a survival chant than a truth, this sweatshirt puts it all out there with style.
• Ultra-soft, cozy fleece — ideal for emotional burnout, quiet nights, and recharging from life
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for everyday wear, low-energy days, and pretending to function
• Great for work, errands, or any moment you need comfort without questions
• A perfectly relatable gift for overworked adults, tired souls, and anyone who trademarked “I’m fine” out of necessity
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
