Blunt, ruthless, and allergic to nonsense — this “I’d Offer You Advice, But It Looks Like You’re Already Full of Sh*t” t-shirt is for the ones who don’t sugarcoat a thing. Perfect for sarcasm pros, truth-tellers, and anyone who has mastered the art of calling out cluelessness with style and a smile.
Whether you're dealing with know-it-alls, walking disasters, or people who refuse to listen anyway, this tee says what you’re thinking — loudly, proudly, and with premium attitude.
Soft, premium cotton blend for comfortable savagery
Unisex fit for professional straight-shooters and chaos connoisseurs
A hilarious tee for sarcastic friends, zero-filter legends, and truth-bomb experts
Makes a perfect gift for anyone who gives real advice — only when deserved
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
