Embrace your unapologetic vocabulary with the “I’d Make a Swear Jar, But I Don’t Have the Income to Keep Up With My Mouth” T-shirt — the perfect mix of humor, honesty, and straight-up self-awareness. This tee is made for people whose filter is broken, whose language is… expressive, and whose wallet simply can’t handle the consequences.
It’s witty, relatable, and guaranteed to get a laugh — ideal for anyone who swears like it’s a second language and isn’t planning to stop anytime soon.
• Soft, breathable fabric for maximum comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit designed for everyday attitude
• A hilarious, truth-filled quote for professional cussers
• Great gift for friends who speak fluently in four-letter words
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, nods, and “yeah, that’s accurate” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
