Keep it sharp with the “I’d Join Your Argument, But Losing Brain Cells Isn’t on My To-Do List Today” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who refuses to waste time (or intelligence) on pointless debates, this tee delivers humor with a bold, relatable edge.
Made from soft, breathable fabric, it’s ideal for days when you’re protecting your sanity, avoiding nonsense, and choosing peace over pointless conversations.
• Premium cotton blend for everyday comfort
• Unisex fit for easy, relaxed wear
• Funny, straightforward design for eye-rollers and logic lovers
• Great gift for anyone who avoids arguments for the sake of their brain cells
• Guaranteed to spark laughs and “Can’t blame you” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
