Sometimes the world wants you to go out… but your bed and your social anxiety have already scheduled a much quieter evening. This “I’d Go Out, But My Bed and Social Anxiety Already Made Plans” sweatshirt is the perfect uniform for anyone who prefers comfort over crowds.
Warm, witty, and painfully relatable, this sweatshirt captures the classic struggle: wanting to be social in theory while being fully booked with blankets, snacks, and peaceful silence in reality. Wear it proudly on nights in, canceled plans, or anytime you need an excuse that explains itself.
• Soft, cozy fabric—perfect for staying in, winding down, and avoiding people
• Unisex fit—great for introverts, homebodies, and anxious overthinkers
• Ideal for movie nights, self-care days, or skipping every invitation guilt-free
• A hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, students, or anyone who prefers pajamas over parties
• Relatable, funny, and guaranteed to get nods, laughs, and “me too” reactions
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
