You want to be that hydrated, responsible adult… but every morning coffee shows up looking all warm, delicious, and irresistible. This “I’d Drink More Water, But Coffee Keeps Flirting With Me Every Morning” hoodie perfectly captures the daily love triangle between you, water, and the caffeinated troublemaker you can’t quit.
Cozy, cute, and totally relatable, this hoodie is made for anyone who starts every day with the best intentions—then immediately falls back into coffee’s arms. Wear it proudly while sipping your favorite brew, avoiding your water bottle, or pretending hydration is tomorrow’s goal.
• Soft, warm fabric—perfect for cozy mornings and caffeinated comfort
• Unisex fit—great for coffee lovers, sleepy humans, and hydration procrastinators
• Ideal for errands, work, lounging, or your daily coffee date
• A hilarious gift for baristas, coworkers, friends, or anyone whose heart belongs to caffeine
• Relatable, charming, and guaranteed to spark laughs and “same!” reactions
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
