Hydration goals? Great in theory. But every morning, coffee shows up acting all warm, delicious, and irresistible. This “I’d Drink More Water, But Coffee Keeps Flirting With Me Every Morning” hoodie is the perfect confession for anyone caught in a committed relationship with caffeine.
Soft, funny, and charmingly relatable, this hoodie captures the daily struggle between what you should drink and what your heart truly wants. Wear it proudly while sipping your favorite brew, pretending water is next on your list, or fully embracing your caffeinated lifestyle.
• Warm, cozy fabric—perfect for chilly mornings and coffee-fueled days
• Unisex fit—great for coffee lovers, tired humans, and hydration procrastinators
• Ideal for work, school, errands, or your daily date with your mug
• A hilarious gift for baristas, coworkers, friends, or anyone whose love language is caffeine
• Relatable, cute, and guaranteed to spark smiles and “same!” reactions
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
