Staying hydrated sounds great… until coffee shows up looking all irresistible. This “I’d Drink More Water, But Coffee Keeps Flirting With Me Every Morning” hoodie perfectly captures the daily struggle between good intentions and your caffeinated soulmate.
Warm, witty, and oh-so-relatable, this hoodie is made for anyone who fully intends to drink more water—but somehow ends up in a committed relationship with their morning cup instead. Wear it proudly while sipping, procrastinating hydration, or pretending water is your next priority.
• Soft, cozy fabric—ideal for caffeinated comfort and slow mornings
• Unisex fit—perfect for coffee lovers, sleepy humans, and hydration strugglers
• Great for work, school, errands, or your daily coffee date
• A hilarious gift for barista-besties, coworkers, students, or anyone whose heart belongs to caffeine
• Relatable, charming, and guaranteed to spark laughs and “same, honestly” reactions
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
