If naps counted as progress and snacks were considered therapy, you’d basically be running the world by now. This “I’d Be Unstoppable If Naps Counted as Progress and Snacks Were Therapy” sweatshirt sums up the dream lifestyle—soft schedules, good snacks, and zero guilt.
Warm, witty, and perfectly relatable, this sweatshirt is made for anyone who believes rest is productive and food is emotional support. Wear it on chill days, lazy days, snack-fueled days, or any day you’re thriving in your own comfort-first routine.
• Soft, cozy fabric—perfect for naps, snacks, and everything in between
• Unisex fit—great for nap champions, snack enthusiasts, and relaxation experts
• Ideal for lounging, weekends, self-care days, and doing absolutely nothing
• A hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, students, or anyone living the nap-and-snack lifestyle
• Cute, relatable, and guaranteed to spark smiles and “same!” reactions
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
