Bring some real-life humor to your wardrobe with this “I’d Be Successful If Motivation and Discipline Actually Showed Up Together Someday” hoodie. Perfect for anyone who’s constantly stuck between big dreams and bigger procrastination, this piece says what we’re all thinking — with style.
Relatable, witty, and painfully accurate, it’s ideal for work-from-home days, study sessions, or those moments when you’re waiting for your ambition to sync with your energy. Wear it as your official declaration: you could take over the world… if your two most unreliable friends ever arrived at the same time.
• Soft, cozy fleece — great for comfort while you “plan” your success
• Relaxed unisex fit — because self-improvement should feel comfy
• Perfect for students, hustlers, daydreamers, and professional procrastinators
• Makes a hilarious, motivating gift for anyone who knows success is just one well-timed mood away
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
