If productivity came with a loading bar, yours would still be stuck at 7%. This “I’d Be Productive, But My Brain’s Buffering Circle Hasn’t Finished Spinning Yet” sweatshirt perfectly captures that mentally-loading, not-quite-ready, please-hold feeling we all experience.
Cozy, honest, and hilariously accurate, this sweatshirt is made for anyone whose brain stalls before it starts—especially on busy days, slow days, or any day that requires thinking before noon. Wear it when you’re trying your best… or at least pretending to.
• Soft, warm fabric—ideal for low-energy days and half-functioning moods
• Unisex fit—perfect for procrastinators, daydreamers, and chronic brain-bufferers
• Great for work, school, lounging, or avoiding responsibilities
• A funny gift for coworkers, students, tired adults, and anyone with a laggy mental processor
• Relatable, witty, and guaranteed to spark laughs and “this is literally me” moments
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
