Realistic, resilient, and just trying to catch a break — this “I’d Be More Positive, But Life Keeps Sending Me Unnecessary Drama and Bills” hoodie is made for anyone who’s tired of the universe testing their patience. You’re not negative — you’re simply reacting to life’s nonstop subscription to chaos.
Honest, humorous, and effortlessly relatable, this piece is perfect for those who try to stay upbeat but keep getting ambushed by expenses, stress, and situations they definitely didn’t order. If positivity is a struggle, this hoodie keeps it real with style.
• Ultra-soft, cozy fleece — ideal for surviving drama, dodging bills, and staying warm through it all
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for everyday wear, budgeting meltdowns, and mood maintenance
• Great for work, errands, or any moment when life throws more at you than you asked for
• A funny, spot-on gift for realists, overworked adults, and anyone battling life’s unnecessary plot twists
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
