Give your honesty a cozy upgrade with this “I’d Be Healthier If Emotional Eating Didn’t Count as Self-Care Practice” sweatshirt. For anyone who’s ever treated snacks like therapy and dessert like a coping mechanism, this one hits a little too close — in the best way.
Lighthearted, relatable, and sprinkled with self-aware humor, it’s perfect for lazy days, stress days, or any day when comfort food is the real MVP. Wear it as your unofficial wellness philosophy: sometimes self-care is a salad… but sometimes it’s a whole box of cookies.
• Soft, warm fleece — ideal for comfort sessions (both emotional and edible)
• Relaxed unisex fit — because healing shouldn’t feel tight
• Perfect for food lovers, stress eaters, and anyone who copes with carbs
• A hilarious, feel-good gift for friends who believe calories disappear when eaten for emotional reasons
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
