Playful, relatable, and a bit theatrically delayed — this “I’d Be Early, But Procrastination Always Demands an Encore Performance First” sweatshirt is made for anyone whose best intentions constantly get outshined by last-minute chaos. You’re not irresponsible — you just have a very committed relationship with postponing things creatively.
Humorous, honest, and effortlessly on-brand for chronic “five more minutes” thinkers, this piece is perfect for those who mean well but somehow end up racing the clock every single time. If procrastination insists on a spotlight, this sweatshirt captures it with style.
• Ultra-soft, cozy fleece — ideal for late starts, slow mornings, and last-second scrambles
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for everyday wear, time-management attempts, and fashionable delays
• Great for school, work, or any moment when procrastination puts on a show
• A funny, spot-on gift for habitual procrastinators, creative thinkers, and anyone who’s always “almost ready”
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
