Tired, wise, and craving a little calm — this “I’d Appreciate Fewer Lessons From Life and More Free Samples of Peace and Quiet” sweatshirt speaks for anyone who’s done enough character development for one lifetime. You’re not ungrateful — you’re just ready for a break that doesn’t come with a plot twist.
Gentle, relatable, and quietly humorous, this piece is perfect for those who value rest as much as growth and wouldn’t mind a few moments of serenity without life testing their patience. If you’ve earned some peace, this sweatshirt delivers the message for you.
• Ultra-soft, cozy fleece — ideal for recharging, relaxing, and dodging unnecessary lessons
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for everyday wear, slow days, and calm-seeking moods
• Great for work, weekends, or any moment you’re begging the universe for a little quiet
• A thoughtful, comforting gift for anyone who’s overworked, over-taught, and overdue for peace
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
