Own your sly, clever side with the “I Choose to Play Stupid, But Trust Me, I Know Everything You Think I Don’t” T-shirt. Perfect for those who love to keep people guessing, this tee celebrates the art of knowing more than you let on—and enjoying every moment of it.
It’s witty, fearless, and perfect for anyone who thrives on subtle power moves and sharp humor.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit for effortless, casual style
• A bold, mischievous quote that shows off your smart-and-sneaky energy
• Perfect for witty thinkers, sly observers, and anyone who enjoys a little mental advantage
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, raised eyebrows, and “oh, she knows” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
