Funny, honest, and confidently unapologetic. The “I Can’t Have Soft Friends Because I Talk a Lil Aggressively” sweatshirt is for those who speak their mind, say it how it is, and keep friends who can handle the energy. It’s bold humor with a whole lot of truth.
Made for comfort without dialing down the attitude, this sweatshirt pairs cozy warmth with a statement that sets expectations upfront. Because real friendships don’t require a filter—just thick skin and a sense of humor.
• Soft, cozy fabric for all-day warmth and comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with an easy, casual feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, lounging, or gifting someone who’s loud, real, and unapologetic
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
