Keep it real and irresistibly hilarious with the “I Can’t Control My Face or My Attitude — Both Are Free Range” T-shirt. Designed for anyone whose expressions and mood refuse to stay on a leash, this tee perfectly captures the struggle of having a face that reacts before your brain does.
Whether you’re side-eyeing nonsense, silently judging in peace, or letting your attitude roam wild, this shirt says exactly what everyone else is already thinking about you — with humor and unapologetic honesty.
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Unisex fit that’s casual, easy, and flattering
• A funny, bold design for expressive, unfiltered personalities
• Perfect gift for anyone whose face tells the truth instantly
• Sure to spark laughs, “same energy,” and knowing looks everywhere you go
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
