Marriage rule #1: don’t bother arguing with old people. The “I Can’t Argue with My Husband, He’s Older Than Me and Old People Don’t Listen” t-shirt delivers laughs with a side of truth. Perfect for wives who’ve mastered the art of picking their battles (or just stopped picking them altogether), this tee is witty, relatable, and guaranteed to get a chuckle.
Made from soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear — whether you’re running errands, lounging at home, or reminding everyone who really has the last word. Spoiler alert: it’s not him.
• Soft cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Classic unisex fit that works for everyone
• High-quality print that holds up wash after wash
• A funny and cheeky gift for wives with a sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
