Blunt, honest, and fresh out of extra kindness — this “I Can Only Please One Person Per Day… And Today’s Not Your Day” sweatshirt is your cozy declaration that people-pleasing has officially been canceled. If patience is limited, energy is precious, and your give-a-damn meter only recharges once a week (maybe), this hoodie speaks your truth loud and clear.
Perfect for those who prioritize sanity over social duty and prefer boundaries with a side of sarcasm. Whether you’re dodging demands, avoiding drama, or simply practicing the sacred art of Not Caring Today™, this sweatshirt sets the tone before anyone even opens their mouth.
Soft, cozy fabric for peak comfort and premium “don’t bother me” energy
Relaxed unisex fit for the selectively helpful & proudly unavailable
Ideal for introverts, burnt-out legends, and anyone who refuses to be everyone’s hero
Makes a hilarious gift for the friend who's always booked and busy… ignoring people
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
