Stay warning-label honest with this “I Avoid Stupidity Because My Temper Can Go From 0 to Life in Prison in 2 Seconds” hoodie! Perfect for no-nonsense people who laugh before they snap and prefer to keep ridiculousness at arm’s length, this hoodie pairs savage humor with cozy comfort.
Soft, roomy, and unapologetically blunt, it’s great for cold mornings, running errands, or lounging when you want to broadcast one clear message: don’t test me.
Premium fleece blend for warmth and lasting comfort
Unisex fit with a roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable drawstring hood
Heavyweight, pre-shrunk fabric for long-lasting shape and warmth
A funny, relatable hoodie for sarcasm lovers and boundary-setters
Makes a hilarious gift for friends who wear their mood on their sleeve (literally)
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
