Some things are better left avoided—like testing your patience. The “I Avoid Shit Because My Temper Can Go From 0 To Life In Prison In 2 Seconds” t-shirt says it all with dark humor and unapologetic honesty.
Fierce, witty, and a little savage, this tee is perfect for anyone who knows their limits and isn’t afraid to warn others in style. Wear it casually, while hanging out, or whenever you feel like making a statement—it’s guaranteed to get a reaction.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit—great for both men and women
Perfect for casual wear, social gatherings, or laid-back weekends
A hilarious gift for friends with a fiery personality
Bold, edgy, and impossible to ignore
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
