Give everyone a fair warning with the “I Avoid Crap Because My Temper Can Go From 0 to Life in Prison in 2 Seconds” T-shirt — the perfect tee for anyone who knows their patience is limited, their tolerance is microscopic, and their reactions can escalate faster than Wi-Fi during a storm. This shirt captures the hilarious truth of choosing peace… strictly for legal reasons.
It’s blunt, witty, and unapologetically honest — ideal for anyone who avoids drama not out of kindness, but out of self-preservation.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit for effortless everyday wear
• A bold, funny quote for hot-headed but self-aware personalities
• Perfect for work, social gatherings, or anywhere nonsense might appear
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, agreement, and “mood… absolute mood” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
